Hey there everyone. Today was a nice ripe slice of Hell. But I'm home now, home where I can slip into the bathtub with a good book and an ice cold martini, and curl into a fetal position and cry. But before I allow my personal issues to completely overtake what little sanity I have, here now the news:
Leading off with a few items about the VMAs: First, here's a liveblog of the show by a drunken and frequently hilarious Jeremy Feist. Start at the bottom and work your way up (Matt, stop drooling and put your pants back on) for maximum effectiveness.
I don't want to go on the cart, dept., Part Two: Prolific veteran stage and screen actor Kevin McCarthy, best known for his starring role in the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers, has died at the well-rounded age of 96. He maybe wasn't one of the greats -- but maybe he should have been. Godspeed, Kevin.
Having no seat belts is a bitch, but it beats the fuck out of being stuck in traffic!