Well, it would be if the world wasn't a killjoy.
07 September 2010
If There's A Bustle In Your Hedgerow, Don't Be Alarmed Now, It's Just A Spring Clean For The Notes In The News
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for people to snark, I appear bearing bumpers. Regardez:
Satan M. Night Shyamalan is considering making a sequel to Unbreakable, his second and last reasonably well-regarded film. But the sequel he wants to make concerns a character he cut from the original Unbreakable script, and the Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson characters won't even appear in it. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE, MIND-BOGGLING TWIST!