I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the internet like a main circuit cable plugged straight into the newsnotes.
. . . or something like that. Anyway, here's the bumpers.
Starting us off tonight:
. . . shit, you just can't get good airstrikes these days, can you?
Stay cool, kitties!