- Mariah Carey may be expecting twins. This is important because just think about the breast-feeding implications.
- Rihanna says she could be pregnant a year from now. Or she could be breaking rocks in a chain gang while kickboxing Jean-Claude Van Damme. Because you know, she's just hardcore like that.
- Justin Bieber has a new haircut. And if we paid half as much attention to our politicians as we do to shit like this, Mark Ruffalo wouldn't be on a terror watchlist for organizing a movie screening. Nyah, so there.
29 November 2010
A flask I drink of sober tea, while relay cameras monitor the Notes From The News
Welcome back, all. Hope your Thanksgiving weekend was everything you wanted it to be and more. Ours was good, though coming back to three extra days' worth of work today means a somewhat delayed blog post . . . though I was able to put one together for you nonetheless. Let's bump the bumpers, shall we?